Read stories



A HAMSTER EVERY FRIDAY

By Sally Stratso

 

       For years, the children, collectively, had asked for a hamster - three little voices in an entreating, plaintive cacophony.   My husband had always been able to tune this out; after all, there was a finite amount of time that he spent with them.  I, however, lived with this request day and night.  What a small favor they were asking for.  How mean was he, to refuse such precious children?  A miniscule indulgence, albeit to relent was to welcome what has been called a “gateway pet” into a former furless habitation.

       Finally, my husband acquiesced – sort of.  One day, he told them, “When I am dead, you can get a hamster every Friday.”

       A hamster every Friday! was all that they heard. That was better than they had hoped, prayed, and schemed for.  What a bonanza!  What a windfall!  God does answer prayers!  As if one unit, they began to cavort around the room.

       “A hamster every Friday!” they shrieked in joy.  My husband just stared at them, betrayed. He had been supplanted, and within seconds, by a tiny rodent.

       “That’s after I’m dead,” he said, and they stopped and looked at him as if to ask, “When will this be?” but thought better of it.  Still, they went in the backyard and began to prepare a home for this mythical creature.  There were bitter mutterings about the loss of a sheep; I remember the sheep episode well…

       An extremely arduous trip on a plane, followed by a long car ride, was what had provoked the uprising over the sheep.  During the seemingly endless traversing through Oklahoma, we passed a ranch with a sign proclaiming that they were selling sheep.  Only one of the members of the car seat brigade could read, but this was all it took.

       “Dada, stop, they’re selling sheep!” 

Eyes kept firmly on the road, the dada kept driving.

       Sensing that time was running out, perhaps clued into this by the accelerated speed of the car, the other two also began to clamor.

       “Stop, we want a sheep!”  They began to kick their car seats.  “Turn around, Dada!”

       Knowing exactly how this was going to turn out, the dada made the definitive statement, “We’re not getting a sheep.”  With a glance at me, he said, sotto voce, “That’s crazy.”

       Children’s tender ears can hear things that adults with abused eardrums could never pick up.  At this last insult, a riot ensued.

       “We hate you, Dada, you are the meanest dada ever!”  Then came the crying. 

       The selfish, stingy, self-centered man ignored the wailing of his heartbroken children and drove on, leaving the sheep staring after them, tears raining down from their own eyes.

       Well, no, but this was how the children perceived the moment.  They were totally unable to flash forward on the consequences of buying a sheep on a whim, even though said sheep would have had to ride in the back of the van, where it would have clambered over the seats and encroached upon the children’s car seats with its sharp little hooves.  Then the children would certainly be singing a different tune, begging the dada to abandon the hysterical sheep on the highway and turning into savages when he refused.  Like Jeff Goldblum’s character stated in the second Jurassic Park movie:  “First there is the oohing and aahing, then comes the running and the screaming.”  Likewise for the prospect of having a loose sheep in the van…

       A cashier at the Dollar Store once remarked that she was always impressed by my patience with the children.  While I appreciated the sentiment, I don’t think it was patience that mellowed me as much as the acceptance of the Hansel and Gretel aspect of my world, where toddlers rule, control is arbitrary and a hamster every Friday after one’s beloved father passes on is a thing to be noted on the calendar with crayoned smiley faces. 

       The hamster eventually made an appearance and no one had to die.  In a collective spirit of defiance, the children and I made our purchase and thought that we could keep the hamster upstairs and the dada would never see it.  We hadn’t reckoned on his far-reaching power, though.  On the way home, the car unexpectedly broke down.  We had to push it to a service station and call home.  When he picked us up, the blanket covering the hamster in his cage fell off, and when the creature saw my husband’s expression, it froze in fear, its eyes wide.  We all froze in fear.  Probably because of the situation, the dada said very little and the creature joined the family.  But the story doesn’t end there.

       The children decided that they would make a fortune by breeding hamsters and selling them to pet stores.  In theory, this worked for a short time but then we flooded the market.  Then we were only able to exchange hamster babies for more hamster food.  The hamsters now were downstairs, their condos encroaching on the entertainment center.

       One day, there was a terrible smell, and a search uncovered a horrifying fact – when hamsters are being raised in crowded quarters, the mother will consume the babies.  Not wanting to impart this information to the children, I just removed the evidence, and soon the hamster breeding operation was abandoned.  My husband said little, bless him, but cats and dogs soon appeared.  The curse of the Gateway Pet had come to pass. 

 

Sally Stratso

Copyright 2020


 Evidence of Dogs

                                                

Sentiments from long ago, unleashed, hover around

Well-chewed but beloved toys, along with

Tear marks on their humans’ battered souls;

They are scattered but orbit what they know as Home.

Memories, sorrow, yes, but hope and love still abide.

Generations of dogs keep constant watch

Over the beloved owners who have grown old.

The grass is beginning to sprout on the well-traveled routes

From the door, up the hill, past the fishpond, around the pool.

The squirrels, possums, raccoons, feral cats, and armadillos

Still live in hysterical fear, believing that snapping shadows await.

There is dog hair in the house, ordaining everything like glitter, and

Scratching, scrabbling, and scampering marks abide on the wood floor.

When the cacophony of long-familiar barks crescendo in the night,

The stars and whirling earth acknowledge and pay tribute to

The awesomeness of unbreakable bonds that transcend time.

 

 

Copyright 2023 by Sally Stratso

Zephyrs

                                                         

         Ears alert, the deer listen, reposeful as statues,

As they await forest communications, which are virtual,

Impermeable, and inarticulate to humans’ ears.

Fawns begin to stir fretfully, but the dusk is patient,

And so are the mother deer; they wait, vigilant,

         Wait until the clouds drift over and obscure the moon,

         When daydreams begin to dissolve into nightdreams,

         Wait, the forest tells them, until your amber eyes change to gold,

Because then the night will be wrapped in gossamer,

The air becomes transformed into pure silk, but

Stay until you hear the soft breeze sighing past you, only then

 Is your travel safe and remember:

The wind is always going to be to your advantage.

Finally, you will glide – not walk, nor step – but float and drift

On top of the forest floor - debutantes performing a quadrille.

Living out your short existence perpetually on the edge of darkness.


Copyright 2023

Sally Stratso



 

        

        

        


The Man by the Side of the Road

by

Sally Stratso

 

Sometimes he sits in a field beside a well-traveled road, oftentimes he is in the park, and occasionally he can be found camped out on the side of the small store that faces the post office.  Easily recognizable by his long blond dreadlocks and white beard, he has been part of Waialua for as long as people can remember.  He appears to be patiently waiting for someone/something.  He asks for nothing, yet people often drop off food, clothing, shoes, and blankets, setting the offerings in front of him.  He quietly thanks them, in a voice slightly raspy because he is not used to talking.  He has beautiful golden eyes that appear to have seen and absorbed all the sadness in the universe, but his handshake is warm and reassuring.  He is a person you would want to be with if the end of the world came; he is connected to his own reality but temporarily passing through ours, and he has survived on his own in this fashion for a long, long time.

Various folk tales circulate about him. Some say that he is a wizard who once had the terrible misfortune to run afoul of a bad-tempered witch.  To spite him, she placed a curse upon him, effectively removing his powers until three hundred years have passed.  He is now waiting out his time until the cogs in the universe catch, and the wheels turn, and he will be set free.

One story says that he had his heart broken and he is waiting for his true love to return.  That is why he dwells in various areas around town, but always in plain sight.  He will stay on the North Shore as long as it takes for her to return and find him, and then they will be ecstatically, perpetually reunited.

Another folk tale describes him as a benevolent spirit protecting the North Shore.  He is always there, day and night.  He has always been there, some people say.  No one can remember when he was not.

He is waiting for an existent.  Any recognition in his eyes is reserved for that moment.  His “thank you” is more because he has a kind heart, and he knows that you will be happy if he accepts your gift.  He is waiting for something or someone, but you are not it.


Copyright 2018

Sally Stratso